2017-11-30

"embarrassed to be alive"

I was in tip-top form, today. I was running late, this morning. I took a quick shower, threw on my clothes, and was out the door just a bit after seven. Still made my coffee run and arrived at work on time. Fuck yeah, killer. It wasn't until well after 10:30 that I noticed, 'Hmmm...my shoes don't match.'

Yeah, I'm awesome.