It's Fucking Righteous
Fuck the Beatles. Fuck the Rolling Stones.
In my alternate universe, Stuart Sutcliffe survives a young death and meets up with Brian Jones. Together they move to New York and meet up with John Cale and Nico just when Lou Reed is becoming cocky and too drugged up to notice he's dating a woman with a penis. Together Stu, Brian, John, and Nico form an avant-garde superpop group eclipsing anything produced by their peers. And they will be known as Fucking Righteous.